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May 25, 2006

Dorm Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students. He stressed one rule: "The female dorm is off limits for male students, and the male dorm for females.

Anyone who breaks this rule will be fined $20. Anyone caught a second time will be fined $60. Third offense, $ 180.

Questions?"

A young man raised his hand. "How much is a season pass"

Posted by Peskie at May 25, 2006 09:29 AM

Comments

Oh, boy howdy, Peskie, I am SO stealing this....

Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at May 26, 2006 07:21 AM