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September 08, 2006
Hey look at this....
Fighting attention deficit disorder wherever it - ooh, shiny!
I used to have the two tools of a system administrator on my desk at all times. The first is a 60 cm (2') wooden ruler with a metal edge - also known as a LART (L-user Attitude Readjustment Tool). This is used to punish (or threaten) the incompetent when they make ridiculous requests for services that cannot be supplied in an impossible timeframe (I need 5 Tb of storage added to the database by this afternoon). The second tool could be the bell of a Christmas tree (anything bright and shiny and tinkly). This is used for the other class of visitors - management....
Posted by Ozguru at September 8, 2006 12:00 PM
