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July 28, 2006

Chicken in the Library

SO! This chicken walks into a library... (this is a real groaner to tell your kids)

This chicken walks into a library and goes up to the librarian. "BOOOK! BOOOK BOOK BOOOOK!!" it clucks. "you want a book?" The librarian asks. The chicken says, louder, "BOOOOOOOK BOOK BOOOOK BOOOK BOOOK-OOK!!"

The librarian gathers up a number of different books-- nonfiction, novels, instruction manuals, autobiographies-- and checks them out to the chicken. The chicken leaves and heads off down the road.

Now, the librarian has never seen a chicken ask for books before, so she follows the chicken down the road to a pond. There, sitting on a lily pad is a frog. The chicken holds book after book to the frog, and the frog merely says, "REDDIT! REDDIT!! REDDIT!!"

[Found at Rosary Army...]

Posted by Ozguru at July 28, 2006 12:00 PM