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July 22, 2006


A devout couple with a three year old boy wanted to begin helping the child discern his vocation. They called their parish priest.

"No problem," the priest said. I will put three objects on the table. Whichever he picks up will tell us his path.

The priest laid a Bible on the table. "If he picks this, he will be a priest or religious."
...then a wallet. "This means he will be a businessman."
...and finally a hip flask. "If he picks this, he will be a drunk."

The couple called their son in, who hobbled over to the coffee table, looked at the items for a moment, and snatched up all three.

"Dear Lord," screamed the priest. "He is going to be a Jesuit!!"

[Found at Rosary Army...]

Posted by Ozguru at July 22, 2006 12:00 PM