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August 23, 2006

Academic Incentive

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. After one particularly disappointing test result, his father had a long and pointed discussion with him.

The next day, he approached the teacher to discuss the problem. He startled her with the pronouncement: "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

Posted by Ozguru at August 23, 2006 12:00 PM