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August 20, 2006

Brown Paper Gang

So the cowboy goes into a bar in Dodge City and orders a drink. Bartender says, "Haven't seen you afore. You must be new in town."

Cowboy admits that is so, and the bartender says, "You might want to just keep on goin', 'cause the Brown Paper Gang is hanging around these parts."

"Brown Paper Gang?" queries the cowboy. "Why do they call them that?"

"Well, see," says the barkeep, "they got brown paper hats, brown paper saddles, and brown paper chaps. The sheriff and two or three posses are out lookin' for 'em right now."

"What is this Brown Paper Gang wanted for?" asks the cowpuncher.

"Rustling," says the bartender.

Found at Old Horsetail Snake...

Posted by Ozguru at August 20, 2006 12:00 PM