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August 02, 2006
Caught sleeping?
TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY IF YOU'RE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot!”
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
"...in Jesus Name, Amen."
[Found at Rosary Army...]
Posted by Ozguru at August 2, 2006 12:00 PM
