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August 27, 2006

Employee Fitness Programs

Jack had just started with a new boss. He enjoyed everything about his new job except the fact that there was no corporate fitness program. His old work had included corporate gym sponsorship, showers, time-off for exercise, etc.

He started a workplace campaign to start a similar program with his new employer. The campaign was cut short by a memo from senior management:

To: All Staff. From: Senior Management Re: Employee Fitness Program

There will be no corporate fitness program as all staff that work here already get plenty of exercise:
1) Jumping to conclusions.
2) Flying off the handle.
3) Carrying things too far.
4) Dodging responsibilities and
5) Pushing their luck.

Posted by Ozguru at August 27, 2006 12:00 PM