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August 29, 2006

Heir-do

A young man with a wild and multi-coloured spikey hairdo sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son."

Posted by Ozguru at August 29, 2006 12:00 PM