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August 06, 2006

Hot Dogs

Do you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor?

::drum roll::

He said "Make me one with everything."

But it gets better.

After the vendor gave the monk the hot dog, the monk handed him a twenty. When the vendor pocketed the money, the monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied, "Change? Don't you realize that change must come from within?"

[Found at Rosary Army...]

Posted by Ozguru at August 6, 2006 12:00 PM