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August 06, 2006
Hot Dogs
Do you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor?
::drum roll::
He said "Make me one with everything."
But it gets better.
After the vendor gave the monk the hot dog, the monk handed him a twenty. When the vendor pocketed the money, the monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied, "Change? Don't you realize that change must come from within?"
[Found at Rosary Army...]
Posted by Ozguru at August 6, 2006 12:00 PM