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May 12, 2006
Hymns for all occassions
The Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn......................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..................Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn......................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn................This Little Light of Mine
The Shopper's Hymn..................Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn..........I've Got a Mansion, Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.....................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
-----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
-----55mph...................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
-----65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
-----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
-----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
-----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
-----Over 100mph.........Precious Memories
Posted by Ozguru at May 12, 2006 12:00 PM
Comments
Wonderful, Oz! I had never seen either list before.
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at May 12, 2006 08:34 AM
