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May 11, 2006

Is This Funny Yet?

[Found at Is This Funny Yet?...]

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. (Nah, not funny yet.)

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand....and try saying things like: "Yes, I see," and "Yes, go on," and "I understand." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. (Wait, there's more.)

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No sh*t.....what happened next?" (Minor uproar, followed by two or three chortles.)

Posted by Ozguru at May 11, 2006 12:00 PM