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January 07, 2005
One Liners
The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.
People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame
A word of advice . . . don't give it.
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
To belittle is to be little.
Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . what the hell happened?
I don't think anyone in the world cares if there's water on the planet Mars.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Posted by Peskie at January 7, 2005 12:00 PM
