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September 26, 2005
Embrace dynamic portals!
Visualize innovative markets! Benchmark open-source e-business! Facilitate next-generation users! Target magnetic supply-chains! Orchestrate leading-edge markets!
Does that sound like a reasonable start to a strategic plan? Actually all the phrases came from the Web Economy Bullsh*t Generator.
Hint for peons: When you hear your boss using one of these phrases, do not ask if he got it from that site! He will not see the funny side and just assume that you are accusing him of spouting bulldust and the truth can often hurt...
Oh, and don't forget to enable mission-critical action-items!
Posted by Ozguru at September 26, 2005 07:00 PM
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