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February 07, 2006
Oysters
The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the former's impending wedding.
"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."
A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."
Posted by Peskie at February 7, 2006 12:00 PM
Comments
I like it (and I hadn't heard it before).
Encore! Encore!
Posted by: Ozguru at February 7, 2006 05:48 AM
Ah, Peskie, first time I noticed your name on a post (I must have missed some). But anyway, I am stealing this. Sometimes I even give credit!
Posted by: old horsetail snake at February 7, 2006 10:16 AM
