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January 21, 2006
Lawyers I
[With apologies to the nice lawyers out there... however few there may be :-)]
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Posted by Peskie at January 21, 2006 12:00 PM
