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February 09, 2006

Bar Jokes

[Found at Old Horsetail Snake: Good Thing I Got Buddies...]

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Posted by Peskie at February 9, 2006 12:00 PM