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May 26, 2003
Another Elevator Story
In response to my earlier joke about elevators, Theepan sent the following story but it took a while to clear out me email so it has been delayed a couple of weeks:
A boy and his father from the back of beyond were visiting the city for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide backtogether again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.
"While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ......
"Go get your mother".
Posted by Peskie at May 26, 2003 12:00 PM
Comments
An oldie, but definitely a goodie.
Posted by: Glenn at May 28, 2003 07:05 AM
Elevators
A boy and his father from the back of beyond were visiting the city for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide backtogether again. The boy asked, "W...
Posted by: Rofl at May 28, 2003 07:05 AM
