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April 05, 2003
Big Mistake
The conversation that went wrong:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not"
WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (hurtful look on her face)"
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: --silence
Posted by Peskie at April 5, 2003 12:00 PM
