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April 05, 2003

Big Mistake

The conversation that went wrong:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (hurtful look on her face)"

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --silence

Posted by Peskie at April 5, 2003 12:00 PM