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April 17, 2003

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend.

He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

His friend replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

Posted by Peskie at April 17, 2003 12:00 PM


On a related note,
Middle age is when your belts don't buckle, but your knees do.

Posted by: Ravages at May 11, 2004 07:05 AM