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June 17, 2003

After the drought

Today's funny was inspired by Simon's post about German Drivers. Apparently a third of them thing about sex while stuck in traffic and another 10% are thinking of replacing their current love interest....

Up the Territory, the drought had finally broken and those who had held on were rolling in new-found wealth. Some were wondering how to spend all this money after so many lean years. Well one of them, we can call him Mick, decided that he wanted to see the sights - hang the expense.

He talked this over with his mates in the pub and decided that he should drive to Sydney to see the bridge and the opera house. One of his mates, wondering whether Mick would go via Brisbane or Alice Springs, asked him: "What route are ya gunna take?"

Mick thought for a bit and said: "I figure I'll take the missus, she stuck with me through the drought."

Posted by Peskie at June 17, 2003 12:00 PM