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June 05, 2003

Rabbi vs Priest

From Aussie Courier. Please take this as humour - I am not making a political or religious statement, I just thought this was funny:

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says, "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."
"Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.
"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an Arch Bishop," said the Priest a bit cautiously.
"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"
"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal," said the priest.
"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said, "I suppose that I could be elected Pope, but..."
Then the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that? Is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"
"What!?! Do you want me to become the Messiah Himself!?!"
The Rabbi leaned back and said, "One of our boys made it."

Posted by Peskie at June 5, 2003 12:00 PM


speaking of Rabbis, I just finished watching a documentary on Interpol. Apparently some guy out of Israel was recruiting rabbinical students to smuggle ecstasy into the US. They caught him though. But not before he had made 10's of millions...

Posted by: Glenn at July 6, 2003 06:07 AM