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June 15, 2003
The Best Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in Church beside me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know,he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
[Found at Cynical Cyn.]
Posted by Peskie at June 15, 2003 12:00 PM
Comments
I cant resist this. There's a slightly different version to this. ANd one equally hilarious.
A young professor was invited to give a lecture to the freshers on Sex Education. The prof agrees and is actually quite a hit with the students. On returning home, he is embarassed to talk to his wife about it, so he says he delivered a lecture on churches and religion.
As it happens, the wife runs into a student and they get to discuss. The student confesses that she was quite "blowed" by the way the prof taught them.
"Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's very inexperienced. The first time we tried, he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Posted by: Ravages at May 24, 2004 04:05 AM
