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June 27, 2003

Two Callouts

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's animal Vet.

One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

Posted by Peskie at June 27, 2003 12:00 PM

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My Oh My!
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's animal Vet.

One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.

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Posted by: Ramblings of Silver Blue at May 29, 2004 07:05 AM