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July 14, 2003

Punch Drunk

[Ed: From Theepan. Please read the whole joke before you complain about it.]

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer, the Chinese man sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the was that for?" The Director ranted, "That's for the bombing of the Pearl Harbour you ##@!!*#!. My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese. I am Chinese."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah......... Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same," retorted Spielberg.

Regaining his composure the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat onto the floor.
"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant man! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the director.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah.........Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg......... you are all the same!"

Posted by Peskie at July 14, 2003 12:00 PM