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August 20, 2003
Dead Husband
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father".
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun..."
Posted by Peskie at August 20, 2003 12:00 PM
