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August 31, 2003

Deep Wisdom

[Ed: Another one from Pat - he has been busy lately! Thanks]

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

Posted by Peskie at August 31, 2003 12:00 PM


for those of...
..of you who like countdown and can't wait until 4.15pm...a chance to exercise the 'little grey cells' can be found here...enjoy :^)... ...and from GDmate I stole this :^)...Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. I am in shape.

Posted by: I could have been a contender at September 19, 2003 07:09 AM