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August 06, 2003

Male Advantages I

Mr Roughley (via Theepan) sent this lovely collection of reasons why it is better to be a man:

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work...more pay.

Posted by Peskie at August 6, 2003 12:00 PM


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Posted by: PD at September 4, 2003 07:09 AM