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August 27, 2003

Nutrition & Health

[Ed: This one is from Pat in the UK! Thanks, Pat]

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Speaking English is what kills you. Eat and drink what you like.

Posted by Peskie at August 27, 2003 12:00 PM