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August 29, 2003

Think about it!

[Ed: This one is from Pat in the UK! Thanks, Pat]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world."
A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous."
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

Posted by Peskie at August 29, 2003 12:00 PM