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November 09, 2003

Rugby World Cup

I notice the polite dilemma over at Gray Monk as to the Rugby World Cup (won by England). I, on the otherhand, have no such dilemma. All along I have made it clear that I hoped NZ would win because I felt that they were cut out of having part of the hosting of the cup. Anyway, congrats to the Poms - good to see them win something (for a change). If it couldn't be the Kiwis or the Scots, then I can't think of anyone else who deserved to win it (except maybe the Japanese who put more effort into the game than any other team).

So, with that out of the way, I have a few jokes. The first one came via email from Ben:

Supreme court case NSW
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama this week when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Wallabies rugby team this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

Posted by Peskie at November 9, 2003 12:00 PM