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December 05, 2003

Fortune of the Day

Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week:

"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"

That reminds me of the old question about what happens when you play country music backwards? We all know about playing rock-n-roll backwards to hear the voice of Satan :-P but what about country music?

Your get your dog, your wife and your job back (in that order) and you lose your mother-in-law :-)

Posted by Peskie at December 5, 2003 12:00 PM