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January 14, 2004

Beer Quality

I noticed this joke over at Cynical Cyn and being around Australia Day with lots of drinking required I recalled an old joke about two blokes who used to argue incessantly about which beer was the best. One was a VB (Victoria Bitter) fan and the other a Tooheys drinker. The two had be arguing for years until one night a new bartender suggested that they solve the dispute scientifically. This was new idea and the young feller explained that they could send a sample of the beer off to the CSIRO labs for testing. After a bit of niggling they both agreed to kick in for the costs and the bartender sent off the carefully selected samples.

In due time a letter arrived back from the CSIRO. The whole pub waited with bated breath as the bartender opened the envelope and began to read:

We regret to inform you that it is our belief that neither of your horses will ever race again.....

Posted by Peskie at January 14, 2004 12:00 PM