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January 08, 2004

If Men Got Pregnant

- Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem.
- Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
- Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

[Stolen from PD.]

Posted by Peskie at January 8, 2004 12:00 PM