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February 14, 2004
Hell is Unfair
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as his lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and my lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
Posted by Peskie at February 14, 2004 12:00 PM
