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February 11, 2004
Impress a Woman
Fellows, how can you impress a woman?
- Wine her,
- Dine her,
- Call her,
- Hug her,
- Support her,
- Hold her,
- Surprise her,
- Compliment her,
- Smile at her,
- Listen to her,
- Laugh with her,
- Cry with her,
- Romance her,
- Encourage her,
- Believe in her,
- Pray with her,
- Pray for her,
- Cuddle with her,
- Shop with her,
- Give her jewelry,
- Buy her flowers,
- Hold her hand,
- Write love letters to her,
- Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
Actually, you need to do all of the above and never, ever miss one of them.
Ladies, you have it much easier. How do you impress a man?
- Show up naked,
- Bring food beer,
- Don't block the TV.
You might even get away with one out of three :-)
[Stolen from CynicalCyn.]
Posted by Peskie at February 11, 2004 12:00 PM
