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February 04, 2004

The Things Lawyers Say

A kind reader has been inundating me with jokes (some of which I just can't pass on without loosing my family-safe rating) including this one:

Top 10 Things in Law that Sound Dirty But Aren't
1. Have you looked through her briefs?
2. He's one hard judge!
3. Counselor, let's do it in chambers!
4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute!
5. Is it a penal offense?
6. Better leave the handcuffs on
7. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could!
10. Think you can get me off

Hmmm. Any lawyers care to add some more?

Posted by Peskie at February 4, 2004 12:00 PM