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March 28, 2004
The Company Car
Here are just a few of the amazing advantages that stem from borrowing the company car:
- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.
- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.
- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.
- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.
- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.
- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.
- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.
- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.
- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.
Posted by Peskie at March 28, 2004 12:00 PM
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Posted by: Ripples at March 31, 2004 07:03 AM
Friends in far places - Part 1
I discovered so many great weblogs recently that I have fallen behind in a number of important areas. I have missed adding some of them to my list of blogs. I have not added them to my list of RSS
Posted by: Ripples at March 31, 2004 07:03 AM
