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April 10, 2004
Hospital Fantasy?
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an ozygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in opne hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
In desperation the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice, but: ARE... MY... TEST... RESULTS... BACK... ?
[Stolen from CynicalCyn.]
Posted by Peskie at April 10, 2004 12:00 PM
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Revog goes glass-making. Tink lets her mind wander. Punchbuggy is glad that Easter is over. (I'm glad you enjoyed the performance, it was a spiritual event for a number of the choir members and the congregants). Pixy built a bonfire....
Posted by: Ramblings of SilverBlue at April 13, 2004 04:04 AM
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Revog goes glass-making. Tink lets her mind wander. Punchbuggy is glad that Easter is over. (I'm glad you enjoyed the performance, it was a spiritual event for a number of the choir members and the congregants). Pixy built a bonfire....
Posted by: Ramblings of SilverBlue at April 13, 2004 04:04 AM
