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May 20, 2004

Blonde Bomb

A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course of the conversation he says: "Would you like to hear a 'blonde' joke?"

"Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels and I've been training in judo for the past 5 years."

Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet 2 inches tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's a black belt and has been Southern Counties Ladies' Champion for the past 3 years."

Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde, she weighs over 200 pounds and is a professional womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke about a blonde?"

"Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got to explain it 3 times".

Posted by Peskie at May 20, 2004 12:00 PM


I hope the jury let her off on 'justifiable homicide'. ;)

Posted by: Kathy K at May 30, 2004 04:05 AM