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May 16, 2004

Dinner with Mum

Jeff invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome Jeff's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Jeff's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two men interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jeff and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thought's Jeff volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mike and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Mike came to Jeff and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it," Jeff replied, "but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a silver gravy ladle from my house and I'm not saying you did not take a silver gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Jeff received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Mike and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Mike. But the fact remains that if he were sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the silver gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

[Found at SilverBlue.]

Posted by Peskie at May 16, 2004 12:00 PM