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May 05, 2004

Dinner with the folks

Just like the one about the guy about to marry. He goes over for dinner with the folks. They're out of ice, so the fiancee and her Dad go out to get some more. The Mum is an absolute hottie, and as soon as the others are gone, she starts woo-ing the guy. After much flirting she finally tells him that she's going up to her bedroom and if you wants her he should follow. Hearing this, the guy races outside to his car. He turns around and sees the Mum, Dad and fiancee all standing there beaming. "This was one final test of your fidelty and love and you passed with flying colours" said the Dad.

Moral: always keep your condoms in the car.

[Found in the comments at Da Goddess.]

Posted by Peskie at May 5, 2004 12:00 PM

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