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June 22, 2004

How much?

My (now ex) wife, works at a school for disabled kids. I attended the school fete with my wife, and a middle aged woman came up to me and asked if I'd like to buy some raffle tickets. She followed up with "A pound a strip."

As quick as a flash, and before thinking, I asked "What'll you do for a fiver?".

She thought this was very funny, sold me some tickets, and went on her way giggling to herself.

My wife then whispered in my ear "That was Sister Mary!".

Posted by Peskie at June 22, 2004 12:00 PM