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July 26, 2004

Birthday Present

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

He says, "So what would you like, Sara? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace?"

She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Posted by Peskie at July 26, 2004 12:00 PM


My boss told me that very joke this morning. You're not my boss, are you?!

Posted by: Kat at September 17, 2004 06:09 AM