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July 26, 2004
Birthday Present
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Sara? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Posted by Peskie at July 26, 2004 12:00 PM
Comments
My boss told me that very joke this morning. You're not my boss, are you?!
Posted by: Kat at September 17, 2004 06:09 AM
