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August 03, 2004
Crossing the River
Three women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first woman prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs and she was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second woman prayed, “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave her a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and she was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two women, the third woman prayed, “God, please give me the strength, the tools ‘and the intelligence’ to cross the river.”
Poof! She was turned into a man. He checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.
Posted by Peskie at August 3, 2004 12:00 PM
