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August 13, 2004
Teeth
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"$130 dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $100.00, but it would be very painful"
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "I can save time if instead of using my normal surgical procedure, I simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers. I could get away with charging $50.00"
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $25.00"
"Marvellous," says the man, "book an appointment for my wife next week!"
Posted by Peskie at August 13, 2004 12:00 PM
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Posted by: Kat at September 27, 2004 09:09 PM
