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September 17, 2004

Out of the Mouth of Babes

Children's answers... "What Exactly Is Marriage?"

'Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents'

..... Eric, six years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?

'You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.'

..... Kelly, nine years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?

'They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.'

..... Lottie, nine years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?

'On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.'

..... Martin, ten years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

'You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own DVD, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.'

..... Allan, ten years old

'Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.'

..... Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

'It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them'

..... Anita, nine years old

'It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.'

..... Will, seven years old

Posted by Peskie at September 17, 2004 12:00 PM


very cute

Posted by: Da Goddess at October 22, 2004 08:10 AM