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November 29, 2004
Lawyers
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."
Posted by Peskie at November 29, 2004 12:00 PM
Comments
I like lawyer jokes - must be about the only thing that is still politically correct :-)
Q: What is brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: An Alsatian.
Posted by: Ozguru at December 8, 2004 07:12 AM
Q. What do you call 10 lawyers at the bottom of the harbour?
A. A good start!
Posted by: Peskie at December 8, 2004 07:12 AM