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November 18, 2004


The headwaiter of the five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, frayed and torn jeans, dirty leather jacket, long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard with flecks of long ago food marched right towards him. The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your dunny?"

The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

Posted by Peskie at November 18, 2004 12:00 PM



Posted by: Kat at December 3, 2004 06:12 AM