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December 24, 2004

Christmas Shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

Posted by Peskie at December 24, 2004 04:00 AM


That's genius!

Posted by: Kat at December 22, 2004 07:12 AM

The calibre of the jokes is getting a lot better since I retired :-)

I really like this one.

Posted by: Rofl at December 22, 2004 07:12 AM